Monday, August 16, 2004

I'm pissed and sick of all this hate and demagoguery. So I have a little list to share.


Modern Conservative Ideas:

Idea of Compassion: A good beating
Idea of conversation: I talk you listen.
Reaction to a progressive, open minded, or tolerant idea: Sheer terror followed by knee jerk reaction of anger.
Reaction to losing an argument: Hit the mute button - Bash Clinton.
Problem solving (the easiest solution): Bash it, Kill it , make it disappear.
A winner: Anyone who thinks like me.
Balancing the budget: Increase military spending.
Environmental policy: Save the large companies.
A good economy: My company is doing fine.

Basically, "I've got mine, you get yours, fuck you."

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