What goes around comes around

Watch this.

The Values-Master General came to me and said, "You are the chosen one."

"I'm cooler than you are." That seems to be the childish rhetoric that is being used to claim the prize of the Values-Master. "I have better values than you." Can't you just hear that in the schoolyard? Well not exactly those words, but the idea rings true. So these talking points about "Hollywood liberals" are absolutely fucking hilarious. The conservative values machine has gotten out of hand. So I'm to assume there are no conservatives in Hollywood, and if there are, they have this set of perfect values? Never made a violent movie? Never fucked a young starlet or groupie? Humm...did they forget a little-known actor named Ronald Reagan? How about Charleston Heston? Oh, and that little known governor of California. You know, the one who has made some of the most violent movies that every kid knows of. Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot. Speaking of pot, this clip seemed to conveniently disappear once "the Terminator" became famous and was able to buy the rights to the documentary, "Pumping Iron."

The Bush Administration's new alert system

I'm pissed and sick of all this hate and demagoguery. So I have a little list to share.


Modern Conservative Ideas:

Idea of Compassion: A good beating
Idea of conversation: I talk you listen.
Reaction to a progressive, open minded, or tolerant idea: Sheer terror followed by knee jerk reaction of anger.
Reaction to losing an argument: Hit the mute button - Bash Clinton.
Problem solving (the easiest solution): Bash it, Kill it , make it disappear.
A winner: Anyone who thinks like me.
Balancing the budget: Increase military spending.
Environmental policy: Save the large companies.
A good economy: My company is doing fine.

Basically, "I've got mine, you get yours, fuck you."

The Bible belt wrapped firmly around the ass which is the Nashville Sounds.

Rick James is dead bitch!