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i'm not making this up -- BILL TO OUTLAW DILDOS IN TENNESSEE!

introduced by Representative Eric H. Swafford (R-TN) House District 025


BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF TENNESSEE:
SECTION 1. Tennessee Code Annotated, Title 39, Chapter 17, Part 9, is amended by
adding the following new section:
§39-17-921.

(a) A person commits the offense of distributing unlawful sexual devices when the person knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to another person any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

(b) A person commits the offense of wholesale distributing unlawful sexual devices when the person distributes for the purpose of resale any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

(the bill outlines punishment for possessing such "3D devices" -- up to $50,000 and 10 years in jail! who knew latex novelties could be so subversive! maybe we could all let him what we think of this. maybe he just hasn't met a dildo he likes yet. maybe we could rectify this. on a side note... i was listening to On Point regarding the new TN abortion legislation and one of the lawmakers ACTUALLY said that restricted abortion laws are all about REDUCING SEX. it was the end of the interview so there was no follow-up. it was like seeing the Wiz in the booth. they could give a shit about BABY KILLING -- it's the sex they are worried about .

here's how to reach him!

PO Box 192
Pikeville, 37367
Phone: (423) 447-3303
Fax: (615) 253-0208

Thanks Brook.

Alcoholic dogs are sad

Bush: I'm worried by message sent by failed port deal

As opposed to the positive statement he sent by blowing up their countries and starting a civil war.

I'm going to try not to say fuck. Doh.. I now have a place at Myspace.com. Check it out. I'm not always pissed off.

Letterman puts Cheney in his place

Women stand in line and hand over your uterus to Samuel Alito and fuck you Lieberman

Bush: 'People don't need to worry about security'

The United Arab Emirates has ties to terrorism. Two of the 9/11 hijackers came from the UAE and most of the money for the 9/11 attacks was funneled through the banking center of Dubai. What are you fucking thinking you ignorant motherfucker.

Are you fucking insane. He shot you and was probably drunk.

Could Jesus Suffer His Father's Fate?

I caught a little flack from yesterdays post. Come to find out some right wing idiot who's been spamming a bunch of blogs just to promote his ignorant agenda site. Just check out the links on this guy's page. He's just another pundit.

Here's his page. I'm sure he would love to here from you since he's such a good Christian.

http://rightfaith.blogspot.com/

Can we please impeach him now. Will somebody please give him a blowjob. Hell I'd do it if it got those bastards out of office.

Prove me wrong

You decide.

A pertinent quote from Hermann Goering

Naturally, the common people don't want war ... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every country.

I am the Green Lantern

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What would D.Boon do.

I really miss D.Boon. I wonder what he would think of the current mess of things.

Man I Miss Hunter Thompson

"We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world -- a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts. We are human scum, and that is how history will judge us. No redeeming social value. Just whores. Get out of our way, or we'll kill you.

"Well, shit on that dumbness, George W. Bush does not speak for me or my son or my mother or my friends or the people I respect in this world. We didn't vote for these cheap, greedy little killers who speak for America today -- and we will not vote for them again in 2002. Or 2004. Or ever.

"Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads? Who among us can be happy and proud of having all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid rich kids like George Bush?

"They are the same ones who wanted to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to kill gooks. They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character. They are the racists and hate mongers among us -- they are the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats of these Nazis.

"And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck them."

The Black Dog

Black. That's how my heart and soul feel.When the black dog get's you he bites down hard and deep. He must feel a mouthful of emptiness. When it gets this bad I don't live for myself I live for my wonderful and patient wife and my three adoring dogs. And I live for hope. I always hope tomorrow will be better. Maybe world peace a cure for cancer and how about if you have the time a cure for depression. I would appreciate it.

"We do not torture"

We do torture.

Kick Me

At 12:15 I rolled over. At about 1, I said fuck it and got out of bed. Insomnia sucks. My body aches. I feel like I have been on the receiving end of an ass kicking. The timid, scared chair massage girl just made it worse. I guess you get what you pay for. Too tired to read or do anything productive. I've seen two Chris Rock Concerts in a row. Ever since I was a little kid If I heard two or three songs of the same artist on the radio or there is some TV marathon I assume they died. Well at least he made me laugh. That, as I have mentioned before, is generally hard to do. I might snorke, half chuckle, make some unintelligible sound that may or may not show approval for your attempt but an all-out gut buster is a bitter memory and a long time coming I fear. More happiness to follow. Happy Sunday God-fearers, football fans, World Series lovers. Me I'm hoping a good hockey game will come on, I can fall asleep too, and then wake up in time for last call.

Compassion

My body is so fucking tense that I could open beer bottles with my asshole. I even had a chair massage from the most meek, scared little apprentice ever. I hope she can make it in the real world of real assholes that want relief and they want it now. So please any muscle relaxers lying around, almost out of date please send them my way.