Conspiracy Therory Rock

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"Dear Mr. President"

"I'm the decider"

Ringo Starr calls Isreal "Fake Regime".

How I climbed the ladder to success

My good friend Brent Jones who still works at Capitol Records (God bless his soul) saved some of the crazy emails I used to send out at Capitol. Here is an example. Now you probably have an idea when they decided to lay a bunch of people off why I was probably high on the list:

"I like people. People are nice. Especially the people who bring doughnuts into the office and they remember to get the ones with the sprinkles on top. Doughnuts are nice, too. Sometimes I imagine the chocolate doughnuts and the regular glazed doughnuts getting into a fight. I wonder who would win."