Dickheads

i'm not making this up -- BILL TO OUTLAW DILDOS IN TENNESSEE!

introduced by Representative Eric H. Swafford (R-TN) House District 025


BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF THE STATE OF TENNESSEE:
SECTION 1. Tennessee Code Annotated, Title 39, Chapter 17, Part 9, is amended by
adding the following new section:
§39-17-921.

(a) A person commits the offense of distributing unlawful sexual devices when the person knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to another person any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

(b) A person commits the offense of wholesale distributing unlawful sexual devices when the person distributes for the purpose of resale any three-dimensional device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs, or offers to do so, or possesses such devices with the intent to do so.

(the bill outlines punishment for possessing such "3D devices" -- up to $50,000 and 10 years in jail! who knew latex novelties could be so subversive! maybe we could all let him what we think of this. maybe he just hasn't met a dildo he likes yet. maybe we could rectify this. on a side note... i was listening to On Point regarding the new TN abortion legislation and one of the lawmakers ACTUALLY said that restricted abortion laws are all about REDUCING SEX. it was the end of the interview so there was no follow-up. it was like seeing the Wiz in the booth. they could give a shit about BABY KILLING -- it's the sex they are worried about .

here's how to reach him!

PO Box 192
Pikeville, 37367
Phone: (423) 447-3303
Fax: (615) 253-0208

Thanks Brook.

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